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Meridian New Year resolutions
1/3/2004 10:45:36 AM - Gilean

The number one New Year's resolutions of the Meridian world.

Caramo---To find a 100% neutral Justicar in the new year!
Fehr'loi Quan---To finally make that trip to the "Hair Club For Men"
Herbutte---To brown nose more royalty then any other person in all of Meridian!
Meidei---To wake up every Sunday morning at 5:00 O'clock, then proceed to knock on all the doors in Barloque until he gets at least one convert to Shal'ille per Sunday.
Pritchett--- To go on that sailing trip he always dreamed of. A 3 hour tour with Gilean, Silly Ann, his former college teacher and that actress from those B movies he is so fond of.
Roq--- To set up a herb smuggling ring between the mainland and Ko'catan
Queen Venya'cyr---To come back from the dead and become a bloodsucker like her favorite uncle. The lawyer
Hester Gilk---To visit the Notra Dame cathedral.
Rook---To go for his brown belt in tae kwon do. He only has a yellow belt at the moment and keeps fooling the players into believing he is a master at arms.
Solomon---To join Jenny Craig. His wife recently threatened to leave him if he did not lose a minimum of 50 lbs. Unbeknownst to everyone, they have a prenuptial agreement and he would be flat broke if she left. And that, he says, is the ONLY reason he is going to do it.
Drechx---To go to the washroom. February 1st will mark the end of his 1 year protest against the Hunting practices and cruelty to trolls everywhere simply for their meat. Currently, he stands that way cause he really needs to go BAD, but wont break his solemn vows.
Jonas D'Accor---to get new underwear. The metal ones he currently wears gives him some terrible chafes. Not to mention during winter it really freezes his…um… Well you get the picture.
Quintor---To sue Fehr'loi Quan for stealing his design of axe. He has the patents filed and has hired Queen Venya'cyr uncle to represent him.
Widow Qesino---To become Stripper Qesino. It's been her life long ambition. And now that her husband has passed away, she is free to follow that dream!
Lady Aftyn---To leave the convent and finally become Woman Aftyn.
Monk of Riija---To travel to the main land and have that custom made monocle built.
Skivlat---To marry the woman who's face appears on the Meridian currency. If only he could find her! If only!!!!!!!!
Frisconar---To decrease his visits to his psychotherapist from 3 times a day to twice a day.
Frisconar's psychotherapist---To persuade Frisconar he needs to visit him 4 times a day. Yachts don't pay for themselves you know!
Watcher---To stop being such a Voyeur
Q---To change his name to A. In his words…."you guys have no idea how annoying it is to pick my vacation time at work. It goes by alphabetical order and by the time I get my choice, the best weeks are always chosen"
Psychochild---To develop a new online game with hidden subliminal messages with will eventually enable him to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUUUHAHAHAHHA.
Sinacul---To host a Woodstock festival in Meridian. He has already booked Aerosmith, and was told by a naked Indian that "if you call them they will come".
The Y Guy---To stop asking all those darned "Why" questions!
Gilroy---To stop his fascination over wearing women apparel in the new year. Especially skirts. (Unfortunately, it was reported someone already saw him break this resolution)
Fatty Moo---To become SkinnyMoo
Arkblade---to reveal to world he is really "Mr Softie Pushover Inside" instead of "evil Inside"
Zax---To stop buying Victoria's Secret catalogues.
Gilean---To get a life in the New Year. (Sources says he is doomed to fail)


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