NEWSFLASH!… NEWSFLASH!… NEWSFLASH!…

The United States have verified the existence of Iraq's "Mobile Weapons of Mass Destruction Program." They have shared with the UN Security Council photographs that were taken by US intelligence officers earlier in the month. Reports have stated that as many as 19 of these mobile weapon transports exist in Iraq. Possession of These mobile weapons depots is strictly against UN sanctions imposed after the Gulf War. USA is demanding the UN Security Council draft a new accord allowing for an immediate attack due to these 19 units.
Another disturbing find was announced which adds weight to USA's demands. Iraq has been testing biological weapons on inmates that were on death row. There are 15 such cases documented according to scientists who have agreed to talk to American intelligence in exchange for political asylum. Colin explained that the grisly display was found in several crates in the basement of one of Iraq's prominent Politicians. Powel, (insert) showed some remains of victims of this testing as concrete proof. The UN is to debate this hotly contested issue at the end of the month. With these two powerful finds, however, the United States are indeed one huge step closer to their goal.








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