Profane Resonance
Profane Resonance
Reporter for The Gallery, FYRENTENNIMAR recently visited the newest sensation on Meridian, Grammy winners, "Profane Resonance". Held on the plush island resort of Ko'catan, the attendees included celebrities, royalty, and other important dignitaries. The guest list included an Honor guard of lCital ko'Manca and his elite troops, Duke Akardius, the Shipping mongual Obert Cair'bre, and many many more. This special performance by the fabulous duo of Profane Resonance, Kree and SammieJo was held with all proceeds going to housing and rehabilitation of baby Kriipas. When asked why that particular charity, Kree replied, "well they are frustrating to kill but are really nice under all those claws and teeth. Basically they are 'misunderstood monsters' who would rather live a secluded lifestyle. Why else would they always jump away and give you time to leave if you wanted to?" Her stance on Kriipa conversation has given her the nickname Kreepa klaws. Profane Resonance is scheduled to do a mainland tour mid to late December.

Kreena the warrior princess VS. Severity Slicer

Bookmakers' hall is setting the odds to this fight at pretty close. There are speculations the "Kreena the warrior princess" may take a dive. When asked if there was any truth to this rumor, Kree simply bashed our reporter, Can-Non Foddor on the head with her bow and said. "Looks like its you that took the fall!" Severity, on the other hand, had a different take on the matter. "Ya I think she gonna take a dive. I mean come on, would anyone want to stay in the ring and keep taking punishment from someone like me?"
It is well known the last contest between these two ended in a bloody affair with both contestants being counted out of the ring. When Can-non Foddor repeated Severity's comments to Kreena, she swung her bow but our reporter had the foresight to move out of the way in time.
In other, uuummmmm, unrelated news, (yeah that's it, unrelated!) The Gallery reporter, Can-non Foddor is looking to buy orc teeth. He can be found in the Jasper General Hospital recovering from mouth reconstruction surgery. He claims to have gotten damaged while walking into a door during a heavy lag spell.