Summit Report

The Prime Minster of Canada Jean Chretien and the president George Bush of America arrived for a summit of the Meridian main land. This weeklong summit is expected to focus on some touchy subjects. Of major note is the illegal trade of Purple mushrooms to the Islands. Touted for it's medicinal purposes, these mushrooms can cause severe hallucinogenic effects if ingested. Spokeswoman for the island "Purple is Gold" movement, Zala ix'Mecya has led a protest in order to disrupt the summit.
Rolling out the red carpet to greet Chretien and Bush, was Meridian director of affairs, Q, And Tos's own Duke Arkadius. The Princess Kateriina was conspicuously absent sparking rumors that she was against some of the major policy reforms to be discussed. Another major issue to be discussed is the death penalty for PKs. Pro Kos-For-Lifers say the '3-death rule' may come under increased fire in this summit. The "Free-the-reds" society is even pushing for no deaths, with compensation to be paid by monetary means.
This weeks summit is expected to cost taxpayers upwards of three mil shillings in security. Round the clock Trucers were hired. With silence mules standing in the background as a secondary defense. The Duke is expected to bring up issues of the rebels in the Jasper regions. Heavy fire has caused numerous casualties and one can even sense a shift in power as the gorilla forces of Jonas capture the mountainous land regions.



In other news....
The scandal that rocked the White House!!!! Move over Clinton! Kennedy who? USA's newest ladies' man, George Bush has been caught on camera sharing a romantic interlude with our very own head of the justice department Caramo. Sources close to the President revealed that this affair has been ongoing since the last "Summit of the Main Land" back in May.
The secret couple met during intense negotiations regarding the 3-death penalt process. Bush's wife could not be reached for comment. A White House official reported hearing a female voice in his private chambers saying he was a 'Moron". Whether this is true or not, we cannot tell.