I've been following the election lately and I am just wondering why the hell they have these stupid votes. At least in Meridian we'd have corrupt justicar elections and we wouldn't have to deal with these close races.

You see I think Bush should just PK Gore and it would be all over. Hell hire Rok get him in there and Gore would be gone in minutes. So I think this whole election should be settled by the following options:

A) Battle in Arena
B) Dice at Bookmakers
C) Wholesome game of Chess
D) Spider Killing Contest
E) That damn game Medei plays, whatever the hell its called again.
F) Send them both to oog and make Oprah President
and lastly
G) Just call 3DO let them decide who wins.

You see solving things Meridian style is easier but unfortunatley is not legal (damn that always gets in the way doesn't it). But I'll leave you with that just something to think about, and next time you challenge your friend to a spider killing contest, question whether or not Meridian has affected your problem solving skills.

Source: Bosh/Gare campaign advisors - there_is_no_president@usa.com