This was posted on the 200 server by Hal.

10. When you die, your guildmates b-cast "ROFL!"
9. Guild meetings consist of members waving and pointing at one another and then giggling hysterically.
8. Your GM keeps asking you for directions to the guildhall
7. Your GM keeps paying his rent to that weasel Moxal on the island
6. They like to organize meticulously-planned "Icky Cave Node Runs"
5. They often complain about the lack of "laser guns" in Meridian.
4. After dying, your guildmates loot your corpse then tell you, "I don't see you. Screen must have reset."
3. Your GM is trying to score with The Bone Priestess
2. After accepting their invitation, you are greeted with , "Welcome aboard....sucker!"
1. Guild Battlecry: "Let's go out and kick some baby spider @$$!"