What would happen if JRR Tolkien's "Fellowship of the Ring" happened in the world of Meridian 59?

Bilbo sends, "o=/=Sting!=> Hey, Frodo, it's my birthday! Come over to my room in Marion to celebrate."
You send, "Da Hobbitz Sure. Sam, Merry, Pippin, meet me there."
Samwise sends, ":>: Î \/\/Åц à þÒÑÝ :<: Sure thing, Mr. Frodo."
Meriadoc sends, "()() ½ the Size, All the Trouble™ ()() Already there."
Peregrin sends, "[‡] (Ì) (M) (À) (TøøK)! [‡] Same here."
The world shimmers and secret paths are revealed, leading to Cor Noth, The Streets of Tos, East Jasper, and Marion.
You say, "Marion"
The world folds in on itself.
You open the door and walk through.
As you slide the key into the lock, a strange white glow envelops you, and you find yourself somewhere else.
Gandalf says, "Hail, Frodo!"
You say, "Gandalf, long time no see! So, you rerolled as a pure mage this time?"
Gandalf says, "Oh, no. I found this bitchin' mystic that hits orcs hard, so I took a bit of WC."
You say, "Cool. Riija definitely roxx0rs!"
Sauron broadcasts, ">†< |3ÂÐ Â$$ |v||= >†< WTF happened to my inviso ring?!?"
You have a trade offer from Gandalf.
You tell Gandalf, "What's this inviso ring for?"
Gandalf tells you, "Bilbo just gave it to me. He said he "found" it."
You tell Gandalf, "Has that ass been stealing loot again?"
Gandalf tells you, "Prolly. Go get rid of it."
You tell Bilbo, "Gandalf wants me to ditch this inviso ring."
Bilbo tells you, "NO! It has like nearly infinite charged. Give it back if you're gonna to ditch it!"
You tell Bilbo, "Oh. I'm gonna go vault it in Barloque, then."
You say, "Laters, all. Gonna go hunt."
Sam tells you, "Okay. Meet up later?
You tell Sam, "Yeah."
The world shimmers and secret paths are revealed, leading to Cor Noth, Marion, The Streets of Tos, South Barloque, and East Jasper.
You say, "south barloque"
The world folds in on itself.
You open the door and walk through.
You open the door and walk through.
You open the door and walk through.
Obert Cair'bre tells you, "That will cost 5 shillings. Thank you for trusting me to quartermaster your gear."
You tell Sam, "Okay, I'm done. Let's go to the island?"
Sam tells you, "Okay, meet me in Icky. Gandalf might know the way to get through that wall."
You tell Sam, "Ask Gimli. Doesn't his RL brother hang around down there?"
Sam tells you, "Naw, his brother's n00b ass gets killed by the orcs all the time."
You tell Sam, "Okay, ask Gandalf then."
You open the door and walk through.
You open the door and walk through.
You open the door and walk through.
You open the door and walk through.
Boromir says, "sup, frodo?"
You say, "Heya, Boromir."
Boromir says, "wanna go hunting w me?"
You say, "Sure. I'm going to Icky."
Boromir says, "u got inviso ring?"
You say, "Yeah. No, you can't have it."
Boromir says, "y not?"
You say, "Because I said so. You wanna go hunting or not?"
The world is washed away in a flood of pure light.
Boromir slashes you with his scimitar.
You dodge Boromir's attack.
Boromir slashes you with his scimitar.
Boromir cuts you with his scimitar.
Boromir slashes you with his scimitar.
Boromir cleaves you with his scimitar.
You are dead, poor soul. Go now, and take revenge on Boromir!
### Frodo has been murdered in cold blood.
Samwise sends, ":>: Î \/\/Åц à þÒÑÝ :<: Who was it?."
Gandalf tells you, "Who did it?"
Galadriel broadcasts, "<}- Elven BITCH Queen <}- Seance says Boromir, MG of Barloque."
Peregrin sends, "[‡] (Ì) (M) (À) (TøøK)! [‡] WTF?"
Meriadoc broadcasts, "()() ½ the Size, All the Trouble™ ()() Location of Boromir."
Peregrin broadcasts, "[‡] They call me Pippin! [‡] OMW."
Boromir tells you, "wtf? did u vault the invisio ring?"
You tell Boromir, "Yeah, I did, punk."
Boromir tells you, "lol, thx 4 the chain neway"
Peregrin broadcasts, "[‡] They call me Pippin! [‡] Boromir at BOB!"
Meriadoc broadcasts, "()() ½ the Size, All the Trouble™ ()() Boromir logged at MG of Tos."

Source: Psychochild - Brian@NearDeathStudios.com