I found this dialogue between a frustrated player and Alter.Net on the M59 Bible message board.

Your slash misses the troll
The troll hits you, much to your surprise most of the pain fades away
You hit the troll
Youve killed the troll
You have improved in the art of scimitar wielding
Alternet hits you with a touch of lag
Alternet's touch of lag misses you
Alternet hits you with a touch of lag
Alternet hits you with a touch of lag
Your slash misses Alternet
Alternet's touch of lag misses you
Alternet hits you with a touch of lag
You scream in agony as lag consumes you
Your dead poor soul, go take revenge on Alternet!
####Everyone has been murdered in cold blood
you tell Alternet, "What the (censor)!?! Thats the 7th time this week
Alternet is ignoring messages from you

Source: JJ Walker